Privacy

How we protect your privacy.

This site exists so people can say something true about the school without putting their name on it. Anonymity isn't an afterthought here — it's the whole point of how it's built. This page sets out exactly what we collect, what we don't, and where we honestly can't make promises, because those things sit outside our own code.

What we collect

Whatever you type into the title, role, alias and account fields
The same for any comment you leave on a published account
A timestamp for when each was submitted

What we never ask for

Your real name — unless you choose to type it in yourself
An email address or phone number
An account, login or password to submit or comment
Your IP address, browser or device details — our code doesn't read or store this

Storage and moderation

Everything submitted — accounts and comments alike — goes into a private, moderator-only queue first. Nothing appears on the site until it's approved. What isn't published (still pending, or rejected) is kept in that private queue until a moderator deletes it; it isn't published anywhere, and it isn't shared beyond the person moderating this site.

Cookies

The only cookie this site sets is for whoever is logged into the admin panel, so that moderation session stays open. If you're submitting an account or leaving a comment, you are not given a cookie, and nothing here tracks you between visits or across other sites.

Hosting and fonts

This site runs on Cloudflare's infrastructure and loads its typefaces from Google Fonts. Like any website, that means the underlying network necessarily sees connection-level information — your IP address, request timestamps — in order to deliver the page and defend it against abuse. That happens beneath this site's own code, and it's governed by Cloudflare's privacy policy, not this one. Nothing in this site's own code reads, stores, or forwards that information.

Want something gone completely? Email satirev9@proton.me and say so. This is different from asking for a correction — this means the whole thing deleted, not corrected or marked rejected. You don't need to give a reason, and it's acted on promptly.

A note on this page: it describes how this site actually works, to the best of our knowledge — not a legal opinion or a guarantee about how any third party handles data. If you're writing about something you'd be at real risk over, use your own judgement about what goes in the alias and body fields. This page can tell you what we do with your words; it can't tell you what someone might infer from them.